Monday, July 28, 2014
themorriganjules:

ailelie:

I don’t subscribe to Dollar Shave Club, so I have no idea about the quality of their company or razors, but I love their ads for women.

"The pink razor tax" this! So much!!

themorriganjules:

ailelie:

I don’t subscribe to Dollar Shave Club, so I have no idea about the quality of their company or razors, but I love their ads for women.

"The pink razor tax" this! So much!!

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

gutcolour:

there’s no such thing as being fake queer or fake trans because these things are defined wholly by self-identification and behavior. if you want to be queer or trans but aren’t sure if you’re real enough, congratulations, you’re already there. the big secret is that almost everyone is afraid of being fake. this is because there is a very powerful impetus from the rest of the world that wants you to believe that you are not fundamentally queer/trans and that therefore you should forego these things and just be “normal”. this is of course a miserable way to exist and embracing agency in being queer or trans is one of the most fulfilling things you can do

pansexual-pelican:

elisabomb:

I ALWAYS LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD WHEN I GET TO THIS PART BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HUGE DAVE’S FUCKING EYEBROWS ARE, NOBODY ELSE EVEN HAS EYEBROWS ON THEIR SPRITE BUT DAVE HAS THESE GIANT DARK EYEBROWS LURKING UNDER HIS SHADES ALL THE TIME APPARENTLY

his eyebrow game is strong 

pansexual-pelican:

elisabomb:

I ALWAYS LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD WHEN I GET TO THIS PART BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HUGE DAVE’S FUCKING EYEBROWS ARE, NOBODY ELSE EVEN HAS EYEBROWS ON THEIR SPRITE BUT DAVE HAS THESE GIANT DARK EYEBROWS LURKING UNDER HIS SHADES ALL THE TIME APPARENTLY

his eyebrow game is strong 

toastyhat:

HAHA I CAN MAKE IT WORK IT JUST HAS TO BE TINY
screw you gifs

toastyhat:

HAHA I CAN MAKE IT WORK IT JUST HAS TO BE TINY

screw you gifs

korralegend:

korranation:

Airbenders arrive in style.

Whoooosh

korralegend:

korranation:

Airbenders arrive in style.

Whoooosh

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

(Source: andafern)

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

officialpuppy:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine

officialpuppy:

hey there fellow students can I copy your homework i ate mine